Starts with "n" and rhymes with hotties and shotties

Oh yeah, it's Notties... the most rocking pub in the midlands. I think they put something in the water there, it's like FUN poison... death by fun. Farmers everywhere, winning girl to guy ratio... what else could you really ask for? We made some brand new penpals, all dairy farmers. Top score. A moth flew into Lauks' ear and we totally had to rush her to the hospital (it was hectic bru, freaking hectiiiiic). All in all an absolute cracker of a night, Notties never disappoints.

Pre game in the car, wouldn't be a Notties night if it DIDN'T start like this