Wednesday, 16 May 2012

I have a magic bank card

It's TRUE. I have a magic bank card. It gives me money whenever I want. For real. It's a little tempremental, but it GIVES me money.

For example: the other day... I was going to draw money, knew I didn't have very much at all, thought I'd just draw 300 Euros, you know, just so I could get a receipt and see how much money I actually had... and... guess what... 300 Euros came out the machine. YEBO YES

So I go onto my phone, check my balance... says I have 1900 Euros! I nearly fell off my bunk bed I was so excited.

Thought I'd just double check the next day ... and it was gone... which was okay... cos I never had that much in the beginning. Should have drawn it all when I first saw it there.

Checked my balance again today, a few weeks later, and it said I only had R270 (yes RAND)... shit. Checked an hour later (cos it's tempremental like that) and ... ca-ching... 140 Euros. So naturally, I ran to the closest ATM and drew it all, just in case it snuck out again... and OUT it came.

Who knows what will be in there tomorrow! It's SO exciting.
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