Muggins got Mugged

WHY are these things happening to me? Got mugged right outside The Hop Store last night. The guy grabbed my phone, I ran after him, he turned around and hit me in the face then grabbed the money out my bag. Fantastic. Just what I needed in my life. And the worst part was, I had just got an SMS from somebody to do some day work, and all the details were on my phone so I had no idea where the boat was or anything. Yaaay. High five you horrible French man. You suck. I now have no money left. Not one Euro. Not even one. Splendid.