best blog EVER

please, do yourself a favour and go check out this guys blog..... www.fupenguin.com. Basically, he posts pictures of ridiculoulsy cute animals, verbally abuses them and tells them where to get off, it's hilarious. If you're offended by (extremely) bad language then this probably isn't for you, so don't read any further mmmkay.

 

 This one is my favourite, you can find it on his blog.. it's titled "NO"

 

"Honestly, Axolotl, if you don't stop existing right now, I'm going to tear my eyes out and then eat them, in the hope that this would somehow be so traumatic that I would never have to think about you ever again. You might finally put the whole intelligent design argument to rest. (Does anyone really want to think about God doing acid?) On the other hand, I can't possibly think of an evolutionary reason for you to look so ridiculous, you amphibious motherfucker. Are you trying to blend into a Keith Haring painting?

Just because you have a weird looking smiley face where a normal face should be doesn't mean I'm gonna ignore the fact that you can't even metamorphosize your crazy ass. EPIC EVOLUTIONARY FAIL, AXOLOTL. Maybe you should think a little less about creeping people the fuck out and a little more about stimulating your thyroid. You probably make the best argument ever to stay out of the water. I'll take my quarter of the earth's surface, Axolotl, now leave me the fuck alone" (http://www.fupenguin.com/2009/03/no.html)

and here are some of the comments that people posted, they're just as funny....

Willsaid...

Hey axoltol, gollum called, he said your fingers are creeping him the fuck out.

 

Chlorian Theoreticussaid...

The fact that you can be induced, via iodine, to metamorphose into a salamander, pisses me off even more, Axolotl!

You are so goddamned strange and adorable!

Damn you!

 

lbwsampsonsaid...

I'm sorry, but I appreciate any animal that, according to Wikipedia, can "suck food into their stomachs with vacuum force." That's just fucking cool.

 

YoungHasBeenssaid...

And what's with the lungs on the OUTSIDE of your HEAD Axolotl?! Plain old "indoor" lungs not GOOD enough for you? Well fuck you and your lungs. I Hope you choke on a tiny crustacean and die because it's impossible to give the heimlich maneuver to an amphibian that has lungs on the outside of its head. You won't feel so "special" then , will you?