Being the gangster that I am, I never booked
any accommodation, which resulted in me
walking, with my massive backpack (more on this later), from hostel to hostel
looking for something. I eventually found Le Regent Hostel in the Montmartre
district… what a find. I walked through the door and Jack Johnson was playing,
there were Halloween decorations everywhere, the staff were all dressed up,
there were massive bowls of sweets all over the place and people from all over
the world milling around. I was given some clean sheets and shown to my (very
clean, bright and cheerful) room and told to help myself to some breakfast:
croissants, baguettes, cereal, coffee, orange juice… every morning. They
leave the croissants and bread out all day for you to help yourself. Needless
to say, we had a croissant with jam for breakfast, a croissant with cheese for
lunch and a baguette for dinner (I’m on a LOW carb diet, it’s great). There’s
free wi-fi, maps, guides and the staff are really happy to help out with stuff
to see and do. I met some really nice people there from all over the world,
it’s a really big hostel so even if you are travelling by yourself it’s almost
guaranteed that you’ll met some cool people. The hostel is right by the Anvers
metro stop, lots of bars and
restaurants, it’s just down the road from the Moulin Rouge, the Sacre Couer and
only a few stops on the metro from all the main attractions in Paris, it’s
great. Go there.
The Eiffel Tower...
It's the most
beautiful at night when it’s all lit up, on the hour the lights change and the
whole thing starts twinkling, it's really pretty. A good idea is to go just as
the sun is about to set, so you see it at day and at night. . I love the
beautiful little carousel underneath it, and the guys selling crepes and
toasted chestnuts, the artists trying to convince you to let them do a portrait
of you, and the guy playing his saxophone,
it’s everything you would imagine it to be, and, although, it’s a majour
tourist trap, you really do have to see it. The queues to get up to the top are
just ridiculous, if it’s the view that you’re after then rather take a walk up
to the Sacre Couer, it’s the highest point in Paris and you can see just as
much, you don’t have to wait in a queue and you don’t have to pay anything.
After you’ve been inside the Sacre Couer take
a walk to the artists square, I don’t think that’s what it's called, but it’s a
beautiful little square PACKED with artists all set up, painting beautiful
pictures.. You can stand there and watch them painting something and buy it
straight after, pretty cool. I ended up buying a beautiful little water colour
painting from on old lady, I’m not sure if it’s going to survive my trip around
Europe but I couldn’t NOT buy one.
Walk back down to the main street and keep
going till you hit the Moulin Rouge, you’ll see it straight away, it’s JUST
like in the movies. It’s in the “red light” district of Paris but it’s not at
all shady, the street is packed with sex shops and artsy theatres, and cafes, there’s a
great vibe there. Just past the Moulin Rouge is the little Cafe where Amelie
worked, go in and have a creme brulee, it would be a crime not to!
Next was the Louvre which was just
incredible. It is ABSOLUTELY mobbed with tourists but there’s an entrance
around the back that people don’t really think is a proper entrance, but it IS
and you hardly wait at all. Apparently the main queue can take a couple of
hours, nooo thank you. It was pretty stressful inside there so unless you’re
dying to see the Mona Lisa or Venus then go to Musee D’Orsay, it’s a little
less crowded. Now, after waiting for ages to even get close to it, and fighting
my way through the crowds I eventually saw it, the Mona Lisa, and, well, it's
so much smaller than I thought it would be, you can’t get too close to it and
it’s behind a glass wall. I looked at it, took a picture (without the flash,
unlike some of the other happy snappers who were clearly illiterate) thought,
cool, THAT’S THE MONA LIIIISA, and then walked away and felt bad that I didn’t
look at it for long enough or appreciate it as much as I should have, so I
walked back and looked at it again, and looked at it some more, and thought hmm
yes that is a VER naaaz painting and looked at it some more and then walked
away. Museums aren’t really my thing, especially when they’re flooded with
tourists but I was cool to see all the painting I studied in art history. What
I want to know, is WHY is everyone always NAKED, and why do the men always have
such small ones. How funny is this sculpture, it’s just a group of men all
standing around staring at their tiny ones. Haha. Haha, at least I’m not
immature right? God imagine being SO immature.
Chocolat chaud is a pretty big thing in Paris
and I made it my personal mission to find the very best, try the pear and
vanilla at Jean-Paul Hevin or the L'Africain at Angelina's. You cannot
leave Paris without having tried a macaron. Laduree is THE best but there are
other smaller places that are less expensive but just as good. I tried the fig,
the pistachio and the passion fruit… oh delicious. If they didn't cost R20…
EACH, I might have tried more. Right by Angelina’s is the Pont des Arts, the bridge with all the padlocks, I
already mentioned it in an earlier post.
And then, there are the other touristy
places, like the Notre Dame, which is so incredibly intricate and beautiful
A walk along Champs Elysees up to the Arc de
Triomphe