Bugger bugger BUGGER
Stuck in Puerto Princesa with no cash, bank card not working (at ANY bank, even in Cebu), can't go to El Nido without cash (no ATMs there), I've now missed the van to El Nido anyways, no phone credit to call the bank, no internet banking, it's a Sunday so all the banks are closed, I don't have anywhere to stay, but even if I did, I have no MONEY to pay and mosquitos are BITING me (heartless bastards)
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It's not funny. But it is, just a little. Okay not really, I tried. It's not funny at all.
So there's this strange Philippino who insists on talking to me, from the other table, he asks what's wrong, I tell him. He says "m'am call your husband"... No husband. "Call your boyfriend". Sore point, brother. No boyfriend.
Oooooh no boyfreeeen, no looove. No money no honeeey.
SHUTUUUUUUUP
I think a boyfriend would be very handy right about now, he could beat people up and make them give us money, I suppose. Or he could go catch a stray cat for dinner, or pat my head, or something.
Meh. Is it time to call Mr Dad, Mr Daddykins, Mr favourite Daddy-doo-dah? www.doyouloveyouryoungestdaughter.com?
JUST joking, I don't need any help. I could do with some mosquito repellent though. And maybe some chocolate speckled eggs. That would be nice.
