Life Abroad

Oh. My. God. Why do I have so many annoying people as friends on Facebook. Get a load of these statuses: "guys does anyone know any good beaches for couples not too far from joburg" (I may have commented: "I know a few, but they're NOT for couples, no couples whatsoever, no lesbians, no children, and only people whose names start with the letter "X") holy FLIP. And the next one: "I'm so sorry to hear about the passing of your loved one, my thoughts and prayers are with you and your family during this difficult time, my heartfelt condolences". Are you FLIPPING kidding me, ARE you kidding me? Could you say anything more thoughtless if you tried? What is WITH people who say shit like that to someone when someone has died, I HATE it. Everyone says those exact words, it's bizarre, those EXACT words. Where did everyone learn to say that? It's like they all just copy and pasted from the Internet after a google search of "what to say to someone when someone has died". Needless to say, both these annoying specimens have been deleted off Facebook. Way to start a Tuesday morning. I need some coffee. Pronto. Having said that I do have some legendary people who make me laugh, "raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies give me trust issues", haha, I can just imagine his face as he bites into his cookie thinking it's chocolate chip and then tastes a raisin... a RAISIN! Raisins have NO business being inside a cookie, masquerading as chocolate chips, the audacity.