Okay, so i'm not the sort of person that goes around saying this sort of thing but I. Am. A. MACHINE. I... IIIII am the BOSS... I am INCREDIBLE, and modest
I've been working since 7.30am, and I've just finished now, almost 11pm, that's over 15 hours of work, I've sat down for only 25 minutes (whilst ironing), woe.is.me. Today, I have:
Made a fruit platter, omlettes, cappuccinos, smoothies
I've made red onion and goates cheese tarts, 2 different types of salads and a platter of melon and parma ham
I've baked a lemon cake and served afternoon tea
I've made lunch and dinner for the crew
I've made apperetifs and snacks
I've washed and ironed 2 loads of laundry
I've cleaned all the cabins and changed the linen
Vacuumed the entire boat
I've walked 2km uphill to the grocery shop
I've caught a taxi to another town to find fresh prawns
I've made a pasta with prawns, chili, sundried tomatoes and rocket
I've made and served a cheese platter, with allll the trimmings
I've cleaned the galley, and undloaded the dishwasher three times
Oh, and I had a bowl of cereal.
It's been a LONG day.
And, I saved some of the prawn pasta I made for the guests, as a sneaky treat for myself, only to come into the galley and see the captain eating it, after he had already eaten the dinner I made for them, and shared a bottle of wine with the deckhand, whilst watching CSI. Gaaaaaaaaah, I thought I was going to cry, and then I realised how ridiculous that was, so I stopped, and had another bowl of muesli, yum. I then say, why am I working 3 times as much as both of you, only to get a "because you're a woman, this is all woman's work, what do you want US to do? Hahahahaha, watch her rage now"
OH.MY.GOD, I have no comment. NO comment.
Anyways, I have some great smelling shower gel, that's quite nice I guess (?)
