Wednesday, 19 June 2013
Have you ever been woken up in such a horrible way that you actually CRIED? Just me then? Well, this morning, after having gone to bed at around 2am, the captain bursts into my room at 7 and shouts right by my ear GET UP!!!! BEN AND JONOTHAN ARE AWAKE!!!!!!!! QUICKLY!! Well, I almost died of fright. I was lying there with absolutely nothing on, bum properly on show (how embarassing), sleeping so nicely and then loud shouty noises right in my ear, my heart was racing and then, I started crying (?!) I know, right. I just got such a fright, and I was so tired. I threw some clothes on, ran upstairs to set the breakfast table and one guest claps his hands together (very loudly) and says "RIGHT! Breakfast ready dear? We're going up the mountain this morning" Well, no it's NOT, dear, you forgot to tell dear that you wanted breakfast at 7am and not 9am like normal. Gaaaaah. Now I'm cross, with everyone, the captain for giving me a fright and seeing my bum, the guests for waking up early, not telling me they wanted breakfast 2 hours earlier and for CLAPPING in my face when I was already feeling startled. My poor shattered nerves. I need a whisky, pronto
