kittens

So, one of my best friends, my flatmate from uni, co-founder of the "Cazza and Noonoo Show", vice president of the Shop for Happiness Society, chief fun maker and regional rosé drinking champion (she's the best) well... her boyfriend, right, just bought her a KITTEN. I'm gonna let that sink in for a bit.....

Now, what I would like to know, is where the flipping kippers did I go wrong? Seriously. Why did I never get a kitten? WHY?! It's okay though, she's OFFICIALY asked me to be it's god mother, I am honored, to say the least. But still. No faaaaaair I hate herrrr. Just kidding (but not really).