on being TANNED and obnoxious

For all you haters and non believers, have a look to your right, why dontcha. Yes folks, THAT is how brown I am (I know right, I KNOW, iiiiiiii KNOOOOW, I can hardly believe it either, they MUST give out awards for this kind of achievement). Okay I'll stop with the irritating. We're off sailing to Corsica tonight... HOW exciting. It's going to be a long overnight trip, and I've been threatened with the usual "plan meals for 5 days, there won't be any shops, you need to ORGANISE yourself" thing, pfff... I got this. You guys it's FRIDAY, have a fun weekend urrrone