Tuesday, 13 August 2013

I'm looking WHAT?!

"But Captain, dawg... WHHHY does she want me to iron clothes that DON'T need ironing, it's ridiculous"

"Cary, ours is not to question why, but to DO, or die."

Bwaahahaha. Righto

In other news (sound self-blown trumpet), the boat owner's wife asked me if everything was alright and if I was okay... because... wait for it... it's coming... I've lost a LOT of weight! And WAS I eating properly? I know, I KNOW! I was so happy. I wanted to sing. I wanted to dance. I wanted to cry. 

"Okay, so, I've lost a lot of weight, do you want to talk about this? Cause iiiiii can talk about this. Should we get a cup of tea and just thrash the whole thing out. So, I look like I have an eating disorder, and what else, do you think? Just something small, like maybe my hair is looking quite pretty, or, I donno, like you think I have nice eyebrows, just a suggestion, over to you..."


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