Friday, 13 September 2013
4am blog post (that's a warning): so, this overland trip; okes reckon I gotta share a 2 man tent with someone else. Um. Nought. Unless it's with someone sexy, I'm really not that interested, not even in the slightest. I don't want to sleep 2cm away from someone I don't know. Is that antisocial? I donno. I think it's a pretty reasonable way to feel about the whole thing. I don't like sleeping in tiny tents anyway, I get claustrophobic. Maybe I'll just sleep outside then, sans tent, I prefer that anyway. I'll just have to assess the situation, see what the tent friend is like. Maybe I'll hold Tent Friend auditions and the winner will be chosen according to the colour of their shorts, the sexyness of their face, their sense of humor, the age of their tshirt and the level of their banter (girls need not apply, gross). But really, this is sounding a bit like school. I don't take very well to being told what to do. What have I DONE?! No it'll be FINE. Fiiiiine you hear me?? It's just a little trip to see a few things on my way back to South Africa for Christmas. a little taster so when I go back by myself I'll have a bit of an idea of where I want to go. It's all good. I'll buy my own tent in Kenya and it'll be all mine and for nobody else (I'm a bit selfish, but only with tents, and jelly beans, and kittens, and a few other things, but generally, NOT selfish). In less than two months I'll be in Kenya at Giraffe Manor, no not really, I'll be at the naughty backpackers where they let you feed bush babies. So, how much do you think a 25 girl selfish tent costs and DO you reckon it'll take up much space?