Omg it's your birthday, iiiiii know, let's all rent one of the underwater scooter things today, it'll be SO much fun (they're a real thing, more on them later). Or we could take the tender out for the day and stop off at pretty spots to swim and I'll make a really nice picnic. Or we can go for a hike, let's go for a HIKE. "We have to scrub be deck today". Noooo, you can't SCRUB the deck on your birthday. Hell, even I refuse to scrub the deck on YOUR birthday. Should we have a braai? I'll make some punch. And a cake. Do you want a chocolate cake? "Uh, well, we've got that vegetable lasagna in the fridge that needs eating". I'm serious, this is what he's like. I don't geddit. Why do some people HATE fun?
Tuesday, 10 September 2013
What's up with people not getting excited for their birthdays? It's the captains birthday today and I just asked him if he'd like some blueberry pancakes for breakfast, I even offered to BRING them to him in bed: "nah, good thanks, I'm getting up now". But it's your BIRTHDAY, I'm offering to make you a treaty breakfast... would you like an omelette, or some crêpes? "Uh, no thanks". WHAT?!
