Life Abroad

Back on the boat alright; sunsets and rainbows and unicorns that eat them for breakfast. No, I'm joking, about the unicorns, but I wish I wasn't, would be quite NICE and fun to haves me a unicorn on the boat (?).  Despite the weather turning a little it's quite nice here in Mallorca, I'm just pretending I'm on holiday and out of the kindness of my heart I've decided to cook for everyone and they'll all just thank me at the end.

I've had to stop telling people I'm going to Kenya by myself, I just can't handle their faces when I do and the "uh, read the news much?". I'm pretty sure they're just jealous, right? The guests think I'm absolutely mad, but I think THEY'RE absolutely mad, so it's all good, urrrone's mad. I'll be totally fine in Kenya. Obviously I will be. What if someone steals mah Mac? (That's my biggest concern). I'll die a million deaths, one million I tell you. I love it so much, I just wanna smooch it's pretty little silver face with the cute little apple RIGHT off. I'm pretty sure I actually mumbled goodnight to it as I put it away last night, it's such a cutesie little thing it can just sleep in the bed WITH me and be no bother at all, bless its little silver cotton socks. (Cary it HAS no socks because it does not have feet because it is NOT a human. I have to keep talking to myself like this. I'm in love with an electronic device. I need an intervention. A serious intervention