What's Heathrow Airport playing at not having trolleys past security? Seriously. SOME of us have psychotic shopping episodes on Oxford Street and 15kgs of hand luggage to deal with. I got a bit carried away. As I do. There was just so much STUFF. So many THINGS, things you'd never DREAM of seeing in Botswana. So I had to get it, all of it, all the stuff and all the things and now I think I may have dislocated my shoulder from carrying it around Heathrow Airport while I walked around for three hours, getting MORE stuff, more London treats and niceties. Anyways I must be off, flight attendants getting all antsy and eyebally