So, today, I was supposed to get the train to Florence but instead I'm sitting at a dodgey cafe in Imperia playing on the internet (oleh) as it's bucketing down with rain and there's not much point in going anywhere. The rest of the crew have gone for a few days to visit their girlfriends/wives etc and old single sally over here is stuck babysitting the boat as she has neither girlfriend nor wife (go figure). I told them that I DO have a wife, her name is Goggi Wheeler and I would like very much to go visit her but the captain was having none of it, so I will just sit my sentence for being single out on the boat, by myself, sans loverrr, with brief visits to the internet shoppy and plan a sneaky escape to Florence (or Pisa) when the rain has stopped, how cheeky.
