Tuesday, 23 October 2012

iwantamacbookaaaaaaaair

Yeah, we're back on this one again.
 
I've worked it out, I divided my monthly salary by 30 days, and, well, 11.5 days of "work" on the boat is equal to ONE times Macbook. I mean, 11.5 days, that's nothing right?  Right? 11.5 days? I LAUGH in the face of 11.5 days. Of those 11.5 days, I actaully only work 9.5, because I get the weekends off and even on those 9.5 days I've only been doing half days.  So, really, that's only, like, 4.75 days(yeah I did that without a calculator) of work, for a MACBOOK. Yikes that's NOTHING, Macbooks are SO cheap, hahaha. haha. Maybe I should get two, what a joke. What a big old joke hey, I should have just bought one a long time ago, I should have bought my whole family one for Christmas, haha, cheap as chips, holy smokes.
 
Now, this all means that I can go out and buy the Macbook Air and not feel bad about it, hey? That's what it means hey?
 
I could buy a second hand one, but really, who wants to get a stinky old second hand Macbook when you could buy a brand new, shiny one for only 4.75 days of work and you get the added benefit of opening the box and unwrapping all the stuff. It's all about the unwrapping of the stuff.  
 
This would all be so much easier if someone just bought one for me. God, why are people so selfish?
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