Okay, so, you know what everyone needs to do? They need to calm right down, just HOLD the phone, take a step back, get a grip and STOP getting married, stop having babies and stop with the lovey dovey SHIT on facebook.
That was pretty agressive. Sorry. It's what happens to you when you're single for too long.
But seriously, the whole time I was travelling... I was fine. Happy as larry. Didn't think ONCE about the fact that I was single, couldn't care less. I've now arrived in couplesville and EVERYONE in the flat (bar old Hugh Grant... "oh BUGGER!") is in a relationship, iphones glued to ears kind of stuff, they're planning a week where ALL their girlfriends/boyfriends can AAAAALL come visit at the same time so they can have one big COUPLES fest, one big old love nest in the flat, hell yeah I'm excited, just can't bloody wait for THAT! I'm going to have to find a boyfriend, and join them, or just stop complaining and deal with it. Personally, I see myself complaining about it until I, myself, am one of them, so I can just talk all day about how I miss my boyfriend, even if he's RIGHT here, I'm gonna go on and on about how much I just love and miss him. Ooohweee bitter much?
But seriously, if y'all don't stop this lovey-dovey hoo-ha I'm going to become VERY ill. So, if you one day wake up, and find yourself one friend SHORT on the ol' facebook... consider yourself DEfriended and don't take it too personally. It's my own happiness I have to look out for, really, and I wish you ALL the best with your little baby, and your fiance and your sugur-plum, baby-cakes, monkey-face, fairy-toes, twinkle-bum girlfriend. Rant over, I'm a right old sour cow, sheesh, sorry. But still.
