Hello, you're very beautiful
Oh. Thanks (you too?)
Where are you from?
South Africa
South Africaaa, so you know about the French kiss in South Africa?
Uh, yeah, I guess
So you never have real French kiss, from real French man?
Uh, don't think so
Then I must try you (show you?) because you cannot come in France and not get the real French kiss, only ze French can do the real, proper kiss. They can kiss a woman how she is suppose to be kissed. Really. I can show you.
Ummm, I'm good. Thank you.
Then I think you have to wear some sunglasses because your eyes are very seductive and very SEXY and they say something different.
What. The. Hell.
Don't mind me, I'm off to the sunglasses shop...
