SHOCKING.
Are you sitting down? Have you cleared all breakable objects from your immediate proximity? (Because you are going to wail and fling about when you hear what I have to say. Seriously). Also, if you have a beverage, I sincerely suggest that you swallow your current sip before reading my news, unless you wish to spit it out all over your screen.
Okay, all good? Here goes:
I am a complete, brainless IDIOT sometimes
I’m just going to sit back and let that news sink in.
… Okay fine, not an entirely shocking revelation. But sometimes I am just SO stupid. I was in such denial about the fact that I was leaving the Philippines that I couldn't even bring myself to think of what I was going to do when I got to London, I thought I'd just figure it out when I arrived. You don't just "figure out" what you're going to do in London at 8pm on a Friday night after 36 hours of traveling and absolutely zero sleep. Of course this little story ends with me walking around the streets of London in the icy cold rain, with my beach towel wrapped around me as I hadn't the foresight to bring warm clothes, and ending up with no choice but to settle for a hotel that cost an ABSOLUTE fortune, more than what I spent in an entire week in the Philippines. On the plus side, I am currently sitting blisfully engulfed in a marshmallow bed with a cup of tea and and a fluffy white bath robe. I say, jolly good. Tomorrow is another day. And, because I am a monumental idiot, I'll decide where I'm going when I wake up. The choices are a 10 hour, 34 pound bus to Paris or a 190 pound flight to Paris. Just a few days ago I was deciding wheter I should sleep on the beach under the stars or in a tree house, and THAT was a tough decision... now THIS?
