I'm at the airport in Cebu... with THREE and a half hours to spare, I woke up at 5am (as suggested by the ladies at the guest house), for a 12.30 flight, six hours to get there my BUTT. Oh well. Ummmm. Errrr
Hi
Righto jolly pip I say, laters (haters?)
Actually, wait, not done yet.
Does anyone know how long fish live, and where they go when they die, I mean, OBVIOUSLY they go to heaven, but you never really see dead fish floating around, I mean, I've spent a fair amount of my time with my face planted in the water and have never seen a dead fish, there's no fish cemetary, do the bigger ones just EAT them up straight away, 'cause there are SO many fish in the sea (so people keep telling me) you would think that your chances of seeing a dead one are pretty high, not that I WANT to see a dead fish or anything (that would be weird), just wondering. Do you think majority of fish just die from old age, or do they get eaten first (by sharks, or what, just bigger fish?). And, also, how long do star fish live and what happens to THEM when they die, do they just go all crumbly and become sand, cos nothing eats starfish (right?) and DO they have eyes, 'cause they move around, I've seen them, so they can obviously SEE where they're going, surely? Or do they just move about willy nilly for fun? Cos if they couldn't see anything there would be no point in moving, unless they needed something, like if they needed to get something to eat, a quick bite, which leads me to the next question... what do they eat? And WHERE are their mouths? Starfish are seriously tricky creatures. I feel like I should know these things. Okay, maybe the fish question was stupid. Actually, it WAS stupid, I totally knew the answer to that, the circle of life and all that stuff, OBVIOUSLY they get eaten, or rot, or whatever, I've just never seen a dead little fish in the ocean and I'm tired...OKAY? But the starfish question, come on, that's a good one.
**MY FLIGHT HAS BEEN DELAYED**
So, there're more...
okay, maybe there isn't more
