"Sorry Cary, can we please get some salt and pepper for the table"
"Oh bugger, shit, sorry, I forgot"
(did I just casually say "oh bugger shit" like that to the owners, I think I did, I think that's what I just bloody well did, nice one Cary, way to talk to a bunch of fancy people sitting down at a dinner table, right on sister)
I got a few raised eyebrows, a couple of side glances, shocked the living daylights out of them THAT did, baha, gotta spice things up somehow I guess
Needless to say, I turned around on my heels pretty fast, got the salt and pepper and scurried off.
Yes, that was the most interesting thing that happened today.
We're in France, anchored off somewhere VERY pretty, haven't stepped foot off the boat in five days, I try not to think about it, or I might just jump off in a mad panic, and that would suck pretty almightily, the water's freezing cold.
Ummm, that's about all. And OMG, also, no, nothing. Haha, don't you hate it when people do that. I just wanted to break the news to you all that I think I have a massive BRAIN DEFECT, I donno, maybe it's a tumor or something, but I'm definitely having brain difficulties. I think it could be pretty serious. After repeatedly telling myself I was not NOT going to message my ex boyfriend again, I did, yeah, that's right, yip, you betcha bottom dollar I did. I'm not sure if there's a cure for stupidity, I think not, I think I'm doomed to a lifetime of it. OH-BUGGER-SHIT HELP
