Wednesday, 8 May 2013
top toilet experience
I woke up this morning and remembered something that happened at about 2am, and it was so bizarre that I brushed it off as just a dream. I remembered it so clearly though, so, at the risk of the the captain whipping out the drug testing kit, I tentatively asked him if he had ever seen sparkly things in his toilet at night (yeah, I know), he said "no, I don't make a habit of staring into the toilet as I flush it, but it could very well just be some phosphorescent plankton, we pump the water straight from the sea, so yeah"... YES, I wasn't dreaming! It was 2am in the morning and I was half asleep, leaning against the wall flushing the toilet, over and over (and over) again because there were sparkly things swirling around every time I did it. I kept rubbing my eyes and then doing it again, just to make sure. It was SO cool, best toilet experience of mah life I tell you. I'm gonna set my alarm for late tonight and see if it's the same, i could do it now but I'd quite like to recreate the scene from last night, pitch black and dead quiet. Yes, this is what I'm like, midnight "sparkly toilet flushing session" scheduled into my phone, and to think some people have business meetings in theirs, gosh, get a sparkly toilet why dontcha