Canadian Enthusiasm

I've just been woken up by an overzealous Canadian, all teeth and smiles, bursting into my room, shouting down my ear: "PITTER PATTER!! LET'S GET AT 'ER". He doesn't like that I take the liberty to wake up at 9am, he wakes up at 5am and he just doesn't get it. You know.... REALLY?! Can he not be so outrageously Canadian and happy so early on the morning?!