help meeeee

Right, so, I started trying to make my blog all fancy and organised and professional... and then I stopped. I need Photoshop, and a bit more brain power, and time. If I know you (or if I don't know you, wink wink) and you're a nerdy photoshop guru and you feel like being lovely and you want some smooches and cupcakes aaaand a trip on a luxury superyacht for two (just have to clear that last one up with the captain) in return... help meeeeee, carymurdoch@yahoo.com. I looked into getting a professional designer to help me, um, 250 dollahs. Do you KNOW what I can do with $250? Dooooo you know?! So much stuff. So. Much. STUFF.