Thursday, 25 July 2013

how not to flirt with miss murdock 101

This morning, I woke up to THIS facebook message...

"miss murdock is probably like the sexiest character name still not in literary existence"

Umm, I know I've lost my game and urrrthing, but... do you think he was trying to flirt with me? Do you think he knows he just blew the only minuscule chance he ever had? I mean, really, that message is just riddled with spelling and grammar mistakes and everything that irritates me. It's not that hard to start a sentence with a capital letter, and to use capitals to write someone's surname, and to know that Murdoch doesn't have a blinking "K" on the end, come on, it's right in front of you. No no, game over, thanks for playing. 

I'm pretty brutal like that, mean and scathing, I know it's wrong, I'm a terrible person, but this is where it ends buddy. Okay but before you go, I have a sexy character name and WHAT else, just quick? Baha. Have a good weekend, or whatever it is out there in the normal world, Wednesday? By the way, birthday in three days time, just putting that out there.

  
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