Friday, 30 August 2013
I don't know why, but I had it in my head that I had three months until the end of the season.... totally only TWO, jeez, mindfook. So there are only 2 months and 10 days until I fly to Kenya (happy dance) and I still haven't bought my hiking equipment, inflatable mattresses and portable toilets and NOOOOOO I don't have any khaki safari outfits, shit, now I can't GO. JOKES, I plan on being semi-NAKED for most of the trip (just kidding, but not really) and after months of sleeping on rock-filled mattresses (I swear) across South East Asia, I am DOWN with sleeping on the floor for five weeks, I LAUGH in the face of blow up mattresses and superfluous creature comforts. Yeah, I DO. Bahahaha (you see? You SEE?! Laughing. LOLing, ROFLing HARD). I sometimes don't know when to stop, do I?! No, no I do not. I'm gonna go for a walk along the cliffs and stare at the sky until it turns pink.
