Aeroplane Fun

So, it's been a pretty long flight, and, most people tend to get bored on pretty long flights, but not me. I find ways of entertaining myself that most people didn't even know existed. In case you ever get bored on a long flight, here are 10 things you can do to keep yourself entertained.

1. Try and count all your teeth using your tongue (it's a lot harder than it sounds, the front ones are tricky)

2. See how long you can hold your breath for, use a stopwatch

3. Cut your "scrambled" eggs into small squares and, using your knife and fork, stack them on top of each other, seeing how high you can make the tower before it falls down.

4. Twiddle your thumbs, in both directions (great for burning any extra airline-food calories)

5. Try and swallow your tongue (without anybody seeing you do it, it looks a bit weird)

6. Count how many steps it takes the air hostess to get from your seat to the front of the plane, write it down and see if it's the same each time.

7. Again, using the stopwatch, see how long you can suck a sweet for without chewing it.

8.  Say all your friend's names backwards, and in a Russian accent (not aloud though, you don't want people to think you're WEIRD or anything)

9.  Sleep. HAHA. TRICKED YOU. It's impossible to sleep on an aeroplane.

10. Make a note of people's bathroom movements. Keep a running tally of seat numbers and times of leaving and returning to seats, use the stopwatch.