ENGLAND

So, technically, Lara doesn't live in Essex (she's a few 100 meters away from the border) but STILL, it was kinda fun to dress up like a proper Essex girl and go out on the town (mis)behaving like one.

Exhibit A:

Sorry to those of you that are offended by my ridiculous pouting face! I'm fully aware of how outrageous I look.

So good to see Laraface and Iva again, was just like old times.

There are SO many things I love about England: enormous bottles of cider for like TWO pounds, the ridiculously cute, tiny little houses they live in (it's like Hobbitsville, it's ridiculous, I can't get over it), Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream (caramel, marshmallow and chocolate fish... ?? I know right!), boys with cute accents, the funny little police men (with those little hats like in the cartoons), the pound shop (where EVERYTHING costs ONE pound)... and, um, PRIMARK (I'm ALL kinds of in love with this shop). Things I don't like so much: the fact that I paid R60 for a cocktail, things I do like: the lovely lads of Bishop's Stortford that did the right thing and paid for the rest of them.