STUFF TO DO AT AIRPORTS - once you've already had a cup of tea at every single coffee shop
1. Go to the bar. Get your stopwatch out, and a pen and paper. Make a column for blondes, brunettes and gingers and keep a running tally of them as they walk past the bar. If, within 10 minutes,more than 5 gingers have passed you... have a shot of vodka. Do this for half an hour. Once you've reached 10 gingers [god forbid], have a shot of TEQUILA, you poor sod,having to see TEN gingers in half an hour!
2. Walk from one end of the airport to the other, using your stopwatch, time how long it takes you. Walk back, and see if it takes you the same amount of time (but don't LOOK at the stopwatch and adjust your speed and gate accordingly, just walk normally). If it takes you longer than the first time, go back to the bar and order a beer, you deserve it.
3. Um, running out of things. Oh. Get the stopwatch out. Every time you see a hottie [an 8 or above], write it down. If you see more than 10 hotties in 10 minutes, you get to go and buy yourself an easter egg. It IS Easter after all and you did just spot 10 hotties, reward yourself accordingly.
4. Time how long it takes people to drink their cups of coffee, add all the times together, and divide by however many people you counted, then you get the average. You now know how long it takes the average person to drink a cup of coffee (high FIVE you champion). If you're really bored, time how long it takes others to drink fizzy drinks and see if the times differ. They probably will cos it takes longer to drink hot drinks, cos they're hot, but WHO knows? This is the THING about doing ground breaking research,you find this kind of thing out. Awesome. Totally amazeballs. LOVE research.
