Thursday, 31 May 2012

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So, I got a job, flew to Palma, SO excited, awesome crew, beautiful boat, my own cabin, R28 000 a month... sweet. We were halfway through the amazing dinner that I had cooked (because I was the stew/cook)... and the owner called the captain to say that he has decided to bring the children's nanny as the stew... so he won't be needing someone anymore...

...Okay. That's NICE. That's fucking amazing. Seeing that I went and spent ALL the money that I had on clothes, cooking books and the like and that I turned down five interviews and gave the job I was supposed to get to someone else and that I now have no where to stay, no money, I gave all my food to people in the crew house and I left half my wardrobe behind. Oh yes, and I lost my sim card on the bus. haha. aaahahahaha. aha. aha. Is this even for REAL?

That's it. Fuck this. I'm untying us from the dock tonight so that boat floats out the port and I'm going to be a fucking PIRATE. Yo. I'm gonna hold everyone up and steal shit. Okay. Maybe I won't do that. Maybe I'll just go to bed, and cry. Maybe I'll do THAT.
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