On the plane to France... bizarre Indian man taking pictures of himself ...
Him: I take photo of you now?
Me: Ummmm (what the fuck??)... okay (what was I thinking?)
Him: Thank you, very beautiful
Me: Oh, thanks
Him: We take one together?
Me: uhhh, suuure (too polite to say no, I lean in and start awkwardly smiling)
Him:Oooooh, SO beautifullll!
Me: (awkward laugh)
Him: Von more and ve hold hands?
Me: Oh,um, no thank you, I don't think so (seriously?)
Him: Come, ve hold hands, it's okay
Me: Um, sorry, not right now thanks
Him: Okay... later then?
Me: Um, okay, maybe later (uh NO)
Him: ooooh, I keep this one forever. You have boyfriend?
Me: YES! Yes I do, I have a boyfriend, I have TWO boyfriends. Lots of boyfriends
Him: oh, I see, okay den
Cary: 1 Creepy Indian chap: 0
2 hours later... he wakes me up
Him: You say we take picture holding hands later... we take one now? Now is later, it is now later, so we can take now?
