watch out universe

Today's been a rather unfortunate day, not only for me but for those who got in my way and incurred the wrath of a tired, stressed out Cary. Before you think I'm completely evil, you must know that most of this stuff was completely unintentional.

First, I kicked one of these...

(I didn't really MEAN to kick it, it was in my way and I tried to shoo it with my foot and next thing I knew my foot had connected with the filthy, annoying little creature. The pigeon basically RAN into my foot, it wasn't my FAULT (heeee had it coming). But I still feel a bit bad, it's not very nice to go around kicking things IS it?!

Then , with my bicycle, I ran over the foot of one of these...

Now THIS I do feel rather horrid about, but the unruly little cretin ran out in front me, so really he ASKED for it. If he had been a good kid, and listened to his mom, it wouldn't have happened now WOULD it?

I carried on, on my war path, and rode my bike into one of these...

Except, well, it wasn't JUST one of those, it was one of THESE pushing one of those...

Yeah now THIS one I do really feel bad about, no sny comments or anything (she was walking kind of SLOW but I guess that wasn't her fault). I just nudged her zimmer frame, she didn't actually get hurt or anything. I'm the one that got hurt, I slammed on brakes and fell off to avoid going RIGHT into her, what a cost. But yes, poor little granny, she just got a bit of a fright.

I proceeded to drop a box of eggs on the floor, leave my wallet at the till and fall down the stairs.

It's been a SWELL day, it really, TRULY has. I think it's best for me, and the entire universe that I just call it a day and retire to my bedroom...