Bucket List: Asia

Okay, quick recap: Europe, hippy vans, India, chaat tiki chooky whatsits, harem pants and spice racks.

So, next on the list is...
ASIA (the rest of it). Purely for the purpose of buying some of these

white rabbit sweets (fav Chinese food)

and stealing one of these and selling it for millions (or just keeping it and cuddling the living daylights out of it ALL day)

I REFUSE to take it if it's not wearing the panda outfit though. So, cute Chinese kid, WEAR the damn outfit if you'd like to be stolen and sold for millions or cuddled to death, mmkay?

(totally kidding, relax)
...or aaaam I?

But on a serious note, kid, if you don't quit being so cute RIGHT now, I WILL come over there and steal you.

Talking about pandas, that reminds me. I would like to HAVE a baby panda one day.

Except, well, these little guys are just the world's biggest disappointment aren't they? Look at them, EW, totally shattered all my dreams of owning a baby panda. I WAS going to put a picture of them, but the picture was just so visually offensive that I couldn't, here's a link rather. You know how google asks you if you want to "report image"? Well, I came close. You've been warned
*ugly panda* (click there, at your own peril)

urrgh. Get it AWAY. I'm going to just buy an ENORMOUS one that can sleep in the bed with me and we can eat bamboo shoots together and be SO happy. Iwantitnooooow.

Okay, I'm being completely unrealistic and quite ridiculous, it must STOP, but OBVIOUSLY, jokes aside, I do NEED to see a panda … how could I possibly go to China and NOT see one of these little cute-ums, that would just be OUTRAGEOUS and un-thinkable! I don’t just want to SEE one of these, I want to pat one on the head and tell it I LOVE it, feed it some biscuits (or other panda treats, maybe some bamboo shoots or something else very treaty) and then leave it be (or strap it to the back of my backpack so it looks cute and people won’t think it’s real, they’ll just think he’s my fluffy, I’ll call him Fluff-ums and he can be mah FLUFFFFY, he’ll be SO fluffy you’ll wanna DIE… if you didn’t get the "Despicable Me" reference, sorrr, yes I AM very strange.

Okay, I'm gonna quit being silly now, I'd like to volunteer at a panda centre and teach English to cute Chinese kids (they must be cute though, or else, meh, naah... kidding relax!)

I want to be a complete FT and walk along the Great Wall of China and eat Chinese noodles and Chinese stuffff and use Chinese chopstiks and Chineeeese plates and Chinese cups and Chinese toilet paper (?)and Chinese EVERYTHING and ALWAYS. Sorry, I can't seem to help being ridiculous today. Let me try. I want to experience a proper tea ceremony, I want to go to Vietnam and see the Mekang Delta and shop at the markets in Hoi An, watch the Symphony of Lights in Victoria Harbour, visit some old Chinese towns, see the ruins in Macau, I have to go to Bali, and to Siem Reap and the Angkor temples in Cambodia and then Thailand, of course. Okay, there are still a million more things I want to do there, I'm going to be in Asia for a LONG time. Whoooo is coming with me?