"SHAKE that ass, waaaatch yaself"

So, in the owner's lounge there's an enormous mirror that covers an entire wall. I hate it. Anyways. I caught a glimpse of myself from the side, now, I'm wearing black leggings and a tight black long sleeved vest, so lots of silhouette type action going on. I looked again. Holy SMOKES why is my bum THAT sticky-outy?! Haha, I wonder if I can shake it like those Brazillian dancers? *turns up the music and tries to shake booty in sexy Brazillian way, fails. Cracks up laughing. Gives it an almighty smack and laughs at it wobbling. Tries the sexy shake thing again. Getting better. Looks outside the window*... the entire crew on the nextdoor boat standing on deck thoroughly enjoying my little show. Noooooooo. Oh the horror. The absolute horror.