Monday, 3 June 2013
Someone bought me a fancy new kayak and one of those enormous trendy new paddle boards, you know the ones you stand up on with a massive long paddle? Fine, my name wasn't ON the delivery form, so what? I signed for them. Apparently the owner wanted some extra watersport paraphernalia on the boat for the summer. He will NEVER use either. But I totally will. Today. Cause I'm on holidaaaay (no, Cary, you're NOT. Shut UP. I AM). Just to test they're safe, part of my hostess duties, guest safety and watersport equipment maintenance and safety control. I think I remember reading that in the contract. Have a nice Monday everyone, don't worry, it's SO nearly Friday.