She. Was. Aggressive.
She looked at my form, saw all the African countries I was going to and started whipping out injection after injection, started rattling off in French, so in the most polite way possible I said "if you can speak English that would really help me because I don't understand much French, if you can, please, thank you, I like your hair". She looks at her evil colleague, looks at me, and says "I cannot", and then bursts out laughing (strangey).
Oh. Right.
With a glint in her eye she came at me with one of the injections, said "relaaaax" and then stabbed me with it. Then started getting the next one out.
"Err, it's just the yellow fever that I wanted".
"Don't be a foolish girl, you're going to AFRICA"
Christ almighty. I couldn't help but laugh, hahaha, "foolish GIRL".
She looked all pissed off and started packing up the rest of her weapons and then said "now we're going to give you something for MALARIA"
Hell no, woman, I've heard what malaria tablets can do. Malaria can just come right at me. Now this... THIS angered her. She started being mean in French, threw the prescription at me and basically told me to get out.
All in all, a really FUN outing. Nice Airport Vaccination Centre, where the fun's at, people.
