Why do I have raw fillet and a bottle of gin in my handbag?
Why is that donkey eating that laundry?
Why am I doing sherry giraffe shots off the ground on a Monday evening? I am not a giraffe. And I do NOT like sherry. And it is a MONDAY.
Why are there goats in this coffee shop?
Seriously. This place is mad. I love it.
Oh, and also, do you know what a solifuge is? No? Neither did I. Just... don't try be cool and catch one. Yeah. Terrible life choice.
And another thing... khaki fever. It's a real thing, and it is RAMPANT here in Maun. Like men in khaki? Get yourself up here. Amen
