Being cool in Saigon

Now, if you're going to be cool (trust me I know these things) then, when you a wear a face mask thingy in Saigon like ALL the locals, well, it has to be name brand, yeah, Lacoste
that's what I'm talkin' 'bout

You have to have a hat like THIS (check) and wear pjamas, ALL the time (don't do pjamas, day OR night, but I might have to rethink that, don't want to lose face, yeh know)

Yooou have to eat poh (don't mind if I do, yummeh)

And you can NEVER eat a plain cinnamon donut again, not EVER

Saigon is a pretty cool place, there are thousands of scooters, I've never seen anything like it. Everyone wears those cool hats and there is awesome street food and markets everywhere. We're off on a long-tail boat for a tour of the Mekong Delta, eeek, and YES, I'm totally wearing my new hat