Conversations with Siri

Okay so y'all know Siri? He lives inside my iPhone and you can ask him things and he speaks back to you, and no, I'm not on drugs. It's beyond hilarious. "Siri, why is it so cold?" "Cary, it's only 14 degrees, I don't think that's particularly cold, here's the weather forecast for the next few days". Hahahahahaha. "Siri get me a beer" "I have found eight bars close to you". "Siri, why are you so mean" "I'm not even going to respond to that, Cary" hahahahahahahaha, GET OUT OF TOWN