strange behavior

So, yesterday I held the window cleaner backwards and sprayed myself in the eye. I forgot I was on a boat and threw my shoes out the door on the way to the shop (yes, straight into the water), I put my new pan straight onto a hot stove without checking all the plastic packaging was off the bottom (yes, burnt plastic everywhere, fire alarms, the lot). I opened my door and fell straight down into the bilge, after being told to be careful opening my door because the BILGE WAS OPEN and, wait for it, I was making some tea and toast, and I started pouring the milk... OVER the toast and then laughed about it for just a little too long. The deckhand tells me this ALL the time, but I confirmed it yesterday, I am definitely... DEFINITELY not normal.