Thursday, 6 June 2013
I woke up next to a tin of baked beans, a packet of toilet paper, and a bottle of whisky. Yeah, not a gorgeous man, a tin of baked beans, a packet of toilet paper, and a bottle of whisky. This is my life when we have guests. My bed is a storage facility. It's awesome. All you people that are like "ah wow you have such a cool job", yeah, you enjoy your morning cuddles with an actual human, I'm gonna go smooch that bottle of whisky rrrrright in it's face. Juuuust joking (ooooor AM I?). Day one of our 14 day trip, oleh. Oh, and in other news, I've just had the biggest brainwave in the history of all brainwaves. I have a business idea that'll knock yoh socks aaaaf, but I can't tell you, cos you might steal it, but it's AWESOME, and fun and adventurous and exciting and ooohmahgash I want to start working on it right now. But, I must go and arrange flowers for the cabins and other glamorous cindarella duties. Have a nice Thursday urrrone
