Okay, folks, we have a problem. Exhibit A...
Yeah, a proper, fully-fledged dreadlock. Not the kind that makes me a bit of a hipster, the kind that people look at think "oh gurrrrl". You see, I got this awesome colorful hair wrap thing done in Thailand, like, 6 months ago. That is way, way too long to leave one of them in, but I just LOVE it and it's become a part of me and I can't take it out, but now.... NOW, I'm going to probably have to CUT it out, along with the massive dreadlock that's formed at the top of it. Or I could just leave it in and try work the whole dreadlock thing. When did life get so damn tricky! In other news, it would appear that some people think it's quite sexy. I had someone fall in love with my dreadlock and I at a wine bar last night. You think I'm joking? Actual LOVE, people, wish I was joking, totally not. Italian guys are SO dramatic. In what planet is it acceptable to approach someone you don't know at a wine bar and tell them you LOVE them?! I mean, keep going with the "you're beautiful, your eyes drive me crazy" thing, but stop with the love business, buddy. Kay, if you'll excuse me, I have unruly dreadlocks to tend to.
