"Join us every evening around 7pm to feed the bush babies that perch on trees, just outside the bar, and hop over for a snack"
Stop it. Stop. IT. I get to give snacks to bush babies? Are you kidding me?
Tree houses, beaches, snacks for bush babies... where do I sign?
This is why I'm going to Kenya...this is why (and yes, I know, feeding bush babies is probably a very naughty thing to do, but I'm a naughty sort of person, and who doesn't like a good snack, right?)
