Tuesday, 16 July 2013
Kay so you know I told you yesterday how stressed I was? Well, I was NOT kidding around, I broke out in HIVES, people! Okay, I'm being a BIT dramatic, not entirely sure that's what they are, I don't even know what hives LOOK like, but I'm pretty sure they're THEM. Little red bumpy things all on the inside of my wrist, naaaaastay business, they seem to be disappearing today, I was marginally less stressed. But I'm sssstressed again, I haven't a CLUE what I'm going to make for the guests tomorrow. Not. A. Clue. Oh, you know when a mango is SO good you absolutely CANNOT just cut the sides off and chop it into perfectly formed squares for fancy people fruit salad, and LEAVE the pip with stuff ALL around it. You know when you just decide to wack it in your face, sssmash it in your gob, mango juice dripping everywhere, you're making loud, ungraceful slurping noises so as not to waste a single drop of pure deliciousness, and a guest walks into the galley and you're all like "oh, don't mind me, I'm just gonna stand here with mango all over my hands and face and act casual", okay that's my story, tired now good night
