Updated Birthday Wish List

You know how for my birthday I said I ONLY wanted a MacBook, I was just erring on the side of caution, didn't wanna come across as too FORWARD or rude, tried to EASE you into it all. You know what I would LOVE, ooooh mah Sally, I would LOVE for someone to get me ALL the seasons of Greys Anatomy and Private Practice (I am SO far behind), just for a rainy day, ya know, not to sit inside on a sunny day and watch 13 episodes in a row , not for THAT (jeeeesus!), haha, IMAGINE doing that (outrageous!!). It's just that, well, I literally haven't watched TV in one and a half years, I'm not joking. Can you imagine my delight when I get to sit down with, I donno, some SNACKS, and watch some series, small things, people. And also, a glass bottomed kayak, and a fancy pink snorkel, and, I donno, some pajamas or something, and a really nice cast-iron teapot with a strainer thingy to makes me some healthy tea, aaaand, a snazzy camera with a leather bag, and some film for my Polaroid camera, and some jelly beans from Harrods, and a lion cub. Okay fine, don't worry about the lion cub then. My address is: um, Nice White Boat, On the Sea, Around Sardinia Somewhere, The Mediterranean, The World. Just when you get here, ask for the slave in the galley, I'll be right out.