Sunday, 21 July 2013
Okay, first of all, look at my Pinterest board on the right. Um, do you SEE them owl cupcakes? You just make a chocolate cupcake, put two Oreo halves for the eyes, a brown smartie on each, and an orange jelly bean for the beak. Uh, YES. THIS is pretty much the only reason I want children, so I can throw EPIC birthday parties and make fun treats with a valid excuse, when you're 25 you can't be making that kind of thing just willy-nilly (orrrrr CAN you?), oh and also so I can dress them up in cute fluffy animal costumes and cuddle their cutesie little faces all day. I woke up this morning wanting a baby, I know... RIGHT?!! It's Facebook that's doing this to me, I don't REALLY want one, I want all my friends to have one so I can rent them out for a day or two, the idea of having one ALL the time petrifies me...it'll pass. Talking of bebehs, one of our next guests is a little bitsy baby, the guys seem to be slightly LESS excited about this than I am. But guys, it's a baaaaaaby. Yeah, and it's gonna cry all the time and keep us up, and it's nappies are gonna stink the boat out and they're gonna want us to hold it while they swim. Um, EXACTLY. We're gonna get to HOLD it. They don't get it. August is going to be a hellish month, we have 3 solid weeks in a row, with three different sets of guests coming at different times. Good thing we have 10 days off, starting... TOMORROW
