Honey Badgers

Do you even KNOW how badass honey badgers are? Do you? I'm sure you don't. They. Are. BADASS mother fu*$@!s. You got no idea. Noooooo idea.

They eat cobras. Cobraaaaas. They get bitten by them... not even bothered. Stung by bees... don't give a you-know-what. Clever? Woah... they are SO clever.

Damn.

"Oh Cary har har so what's your favourite animal on safari dear, in the whole of Africa darling?" 

oh. um. let me think

a HONEY BADGER

a honey. freakin'. BADGER

Fearless.

FEARLESS I tell you.

Honey badger sees a piece of meat, he wants it... Little lion's got it. WHATEVER. Not a problem. He takes it. TAKES it. It's HIS.

They use tools, they'll even MAKE tools. I'm serious.

Masters of mayhem. MASTERS 

Their method of attack... castration. Brutal.

But they love honey, how cute. They just LOVE it.

But yes. Castration.

They're nice to honeyguide birds though. It's really sweet 

ferocious lil cutesie honey badgeeeer. Feisty little cute-ums just wants a bit of honeeeey.

But yeah. Honey badgers... totally badass