Here it is, the post we're i'm all up in ya face, showing off like yeah I've been to 23 countries since I left home two years ago know all about it boom.
I just said that.
But I'm serious, I'm gonna do it, I'm about to shamelessly, very publicly boast about everywhere I've been because you know WHAT, you're all over Facebook like YEAH look at my pretty engagement ring and have a look at my new puppy, oh and job promotions bla bla and the casserole I made for dinner in my own kitchen and oh I just put down a deposit on my house and I'm over here, like, whoops don't have a job just mooching around the world without all of that, SO, the boasting, it's about to start. SINCE I left home two years ago, I've been to 23 countries, twenty-three. You wanna know which ones? Oh you DO do you? Well here we go then, if you insist…
- France (and Corsica, I'd like to put it as another country, but I don't wanna make anyone real mad, because it's an island, but it's kind of a different country, what EVAR).
- Italy (and Sardinia, same story as Corsica, basically another country)
- Spain (and the Balereac Islands: Majorca, Minorca, Formenterra)
- Monaco
- England
- Netherlands
- Belgium
- Germany
- Czech Republic
- Hungary
- Poland
- Austria
- Switzerland
- Thailand
- Cambodia
- Vietnam
- Philippines
- Kenya
- Tanzania
- Malawi
- Botswana
- Zambia
- Zimbabwe
The end. Thank you for coming. There's more of that obnoxious talk, like, this one time, on my gap yah… just kidding.
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